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Holy Mary, mother of God.
There's gold everywhere.

2
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Did you hear that, Francesca? Gold!

3
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Shit, bodies everywhere.
A massacre, we have to get out.

4
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Francesca?
Where are you?

5
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We have to leave, do you hear me?

6
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Get out of the tunnel.

7
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Francesca, go North.

8
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Stay there, I'm on my way.

9
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Here, take this.
That's the treasure.

10
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They're everywhere. Run for it.
I'll see you at Pedro's or in Paris.

11
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Not at your place, not with
that dumb Brigitte.

12
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Don't do anything foolish.

13
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Just go.

14
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I'm a friend of the Aztecs.

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St-Ouen, suburbian Paris,
one week later.

16
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Having fun?

17
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I said: having fun?

18
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It's so hot.

19
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Fine.

20
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Francis. Are you back?

21
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I'm happy to see you again.
You're looking good.

22
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You think so? Well, I'm exhausted.

23
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All the travelling...

24
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being on the plane in that heat,
sitting next to someone who...

25
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You're not OK?
-No, I'm not.

26
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Because of him?
-Yeah.

27
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I can imagine.

28
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Don't worry too much about it.
I'm here now.

29
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Remember: call me if anything's wrong.

30
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I'm so glad.
-Me too.

31
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What's that?

32
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Surprise! I didn't forget
your birthday.

33
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A present? For me?

34
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This is heavy.

35
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Don't sell it, OK?

36
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I said don't sell it.
Because... it's worth a lot.

37
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Emotional value, that's it.
We found it lying on the ground.

38
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It's Mexican art.

39
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We've found it near a temple
during one of our trips.

40
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It's at least 200,000 years old.
-You shouldn't have.

41
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You OK, Lèon?
-Lick it.

42
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But Lèon...
-Lick it!

43
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Lick it.

44
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You just got here and already you're
after my wife's ass.

45
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I'm fed up.

46
00:05:03,225 --> 00:05:05,455
I can't hear you.

47
00:05:05,905 --> 00:05:09,215
That's better.
-Leave him alone, he's tired.

48
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Too tired to touch you?
None of your business? Go make some food.

49
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And? Does my wife turn you on?

50
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What? Is it me you're after?

51
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Do you want me?
-Stop it.

52
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Is it me you want?
-Please, stop it.

53
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Stop it, I'm exhausted.

54
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Let me through.

55
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Stop it.

56
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Come on.
-No, I won't. Not now.

57
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Tell me about love.

58
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I can't.

59
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Tell me about love.

60
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Tell me sweet nothings,

61
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your most beautiful words

62
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never tire my heart.

63
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May you forever

64
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repeat these beautiful words.

65
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I love you

66
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Firty Fag.

67
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Watch it, you.

68
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Watch it.

69
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Watch it.

70
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This means trouble.

71
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This means trouble.

72
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I'm warning you.

73
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Asshole.

74
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Kiki.

75
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Say, Kiki...

76
00:08:01,265 --> 00:08:03,381
Where on earth are you?

77
00:08:04,625 --> 00:08:07,014
Want to play hide and seek?

78
00:08:07,185 --> 00:08:12,782
You'll have to play that game alone,
mama is very tired.

79
00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:15,503
Tired, tired.

80
00:08:24,465 --> 00:08:29,095
This is Jeanne Resnais. I wanted to
tell you how much you've hurt me...

81
00:08:32,225 --> 00:08:35,934
...like that rabbit means the world
to you...

82
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...call me, you know
I could do something stupid...

83
00:09:02,705 --> 00:09:04,855
What's wrong?
-Nothing.

84
00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:12,421
It's Mexican art.
-Lovely. Beautiful colours.

85
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Yes, very nice colours.

86
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Is this for your stupid collection?

87
00:09:21,105 --> 00:09:25,144
It's nothing, it's ugly.
It was a birthday gift.

88
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Ah, your birthday.

89
00:09:28,185 --> 00:09:30,415
Every day is one's birthday.

90
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Has he been giving you shit like this
all along to lick your tits?

91
00:09:34,745 --> 00:09:39,739
What the...
-Having fun in the toilets?

92
00:09:39,905 --> 00:09:45,025
We've known him for years...
-And he's always pissed on my toilet.

93
00:09:46,265 --> 00:09:51,293
And he's been licking you forever too
when I was asleep. I've had enough.

94
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My little Francis, are you OK?

95
00:09:57,225 --> 00:10:00,262
Give me the slut named Brigitte.
-Stop that.

96
00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:06,773
She can't come? Too busy sucking
your cock, eh? Is she a good cocksucker?

97
00:10:06,945 --> 00:10:08,697
Now put her on.

98
00:10:09,665 --> 00:10:12,782
Stop it.
What have I done to you?

99
00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:15,937
What have I done?
Yeah right.

100
00:10:16,385 --> 00:10:20,936
Francis is just a friend.
Besides, he's gay.

101
00:10:21,105 --> 00:10:25,223
He's a fag, that's all.
Shut up.

102
00:10:25,385 --> 00:10:28,695
Shut up. Francis can kiss my ass.

103
00:10:28,865 --> 00:10:31,743
Shut up, shut up, shut up.

104
00:10:33,385 --> 00:10:35,262
Damnit.

105
00:10:42,465 --> 00:10:46,140
Francesca, it's me.
I'm with professor Gonzalez.

106
00:10:46,305 --> 00:10:50,696
For a thousand years my people have
been looking for the artifact you have.

107
00:10:50,865 --> 00:10:54,301
Il Vibro, The Dance of La Muerte.

108
00:10:54,465 --> 00:10:58,424
Don't break the artifact.
The Vibro is inside.

109
00:10:58,585 --> 00:11:01,861
You didn't give it
to Brigitte, did you?

110
00:11:03,825 --> 00:11:06,703
This is going to mean trouble,
I warned you.

111
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Fridge.

112
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Fridge.

113
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Fridge.

114
00:11:28,585 --> 00:11:32,260
Hello, who's there?

115
00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:36,822
Is it you, Francis?

116
00:11:57,585 --> 00:11:59,894
They've killed my Kiki.

117
00:12:01,745 --> 00:12:05,863
I don't care.
Piss off.

118
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My Kiki.

119
00:12:09,185 --> 00:12:12,939
Hello. I'm Brigitte
and I'm a hooker.

120
00:12:13,105 --> 00:12:16,654
Want to come and lick me in the
toilet, just like yesterday?

121
00:12:16,825 --> 00:12:20,374
Give it back. I need her.

122
00:12:20,545 --> 00:12:22,103
Give it back to me.

123
00:12:22,265 --> 00:12:27,293
Do you want her? Do you?

124
00:12:27,465 --> 00:12:32,903
Give it. Where do you want her?
Here, there?

125
00:12:33,865 --> 00:12:36,698
Stop it.
-Where do you want her?

126
00:12:48,105 --> 00:12:50,494
It wasn't me.

127
00:12:50,665 --> 00:12:53,463
Jesus, I need to get a grip.

128
00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:56,856
I need to get a grip, damnit.

129
00:12:57,025 --> 00:13:00,256
Go get him.

130
00:13:03,265 --> 00:13:07,144
What's happening?

131
00:13:53,385 --> 00:13:55,262
I don't know what that is.

132
00:13:55,425 --> 00:14:00,374
I don't know what it is.
I swear.

133
00:14:00,545 --> 00:14:03,821
Really, I don't know what it's
for. Calm down.

134
00:14:03,985 --> 00:14:08,695
You don't know what this is?
I knew it.

135
00:14:08,865 --> 00:14:12,540
I'll blow your brains out.
Both of you.

136
00:14:12,705 --> 00:14:16,983
Bitch, slut, tramp.

137
00:14:21,825 --> 00:14:23,781
Stop it or I'll kill you.

138
00:14:31,465 --> 00:14:34,537
Wanna play?
Is that want you want?

139
00:14:34,705 --> 00:14:37,458
OK, let's play.

140
00:14:44,945 --> 00:14:47,140
Slaughter.

141
00:16:12,745 --> 00:16:14,383
Not you.

142
00:16:15,785 --> 00:16:18,345
No...Lèon...

143
00:16:19,385 --> 00:16:21,057
Not my Lèon.

144
00:16:23,505 --> 00:16:26,065
No, not my Lèon.

145
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:49,303
Leave me alone, let me go.

146
00:16:51,465 --> 00:16:54,775
It's your fault Lèon is dead.

147
00:16:54,945 --> 00:16:57,778
Because of your damn artifact.

148
00:16:57,945 --> 00:17:01,381
Why did you give it to me?

149
00:17:01,545 --> 00:17:04,378
It's your fault that he's dead.

150
00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:09,175
Go. Go away you bastard.

151
00:17:12,785 --> 00:17:16,334
Lèon, hey. Come here.

152
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,901
We have to get out of here.

153
00:17:54,745 --> 00:17:58,181
Will you shut up now?

154
00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,779
Playtime's over.

155
00:18:04,705 --> 00:18:07,777
Brigitte, are you listening to me?

156
00:18:09,185 --> 00:18:12,063
Lèon is gone.

157
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:16,138
You just try and beat me.
Slut.

158
00:18:16,305 --> 00:18:23,620
I'll take you all
with me when I go.

159
00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:41,259
I am Vibroboy!

160
00:18:50,185 --> 00:18:52,141
Vibroboy?

161
00:19:10,385 --> 00:19:14,981
Well well, the little slut
doesn't know what this is?

162
00:19:19,945 --> 00:19:23,062
Oh damn, damn, god damn.

163
00:19:23,825 --> 00:19:26,293
Our fag.

164
00:19:39,985 --> 00:19:41,941
Titi.

165
00:19:54,785 --> 00:19:58,573
Wow. This means business.

166
00:20:01,665 --> 00:20:06,534
Say, little slut you still don't
know what this is for then?

167
00:20:11,065 --> 00:20:13,704
Let's ask the faggot.

168
00:20:17,705 --> 00:20:23,177
That way. Off to that ass-licking
fucker.

169
00:20:23,345 --> 00:20:27,304
I'll make you feel the
joy of agony.

170
00:20:37,025 --> 00:20:40,859
Help. Francis, open up.

171
00:20:41,025 --> 00:20:44,142
Lèon's gone insane.
He'll kill us.

172
00:20:44,305 --> 00:20:47,741
Have mercy, open up.

173
00:20:47,905 --> 00:20:51,136
He'll fuck me to death.
He's insane.

174
00:20:55,465 --> 00:20:57,979
Hello, I'm Brigitte.

175
00:20:58,145 --> 00:21:02,297
I'm a hooker, please open the door.

176
00:21:03,385 --> 00:21:08,095
You know, Vibroboy really could
fuck her to death.

177
00:21:49,825 --> 00:21:51,543
Francis...

178
00:21:52,105 --> 00:21:55,256
I'm in pain. Why
are you going to kill me?

179
00:21:55,425 --> 00:21:58,622
He's over there. I'm in pain.

180
00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:09,020
Do it.

181
00:22:30,985 --> 00:22:36,184
Welcome to Vibroland, girl.

182
00:23:20,865 --> 00:23:23,015
It's all over, girl.

183
00:23:24,185 --> 00:23:28,019
Vibroboy is taking you on a trip
through the night.

184
00:23:28,905 --> 00:23:31,738
The big leap into the unknown.

185
00:23:32,465 --> 00:23:37,095
But first complete bliss.

186
00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:41,135
Pull down your pants.

187
00:23:45,065 --> 00:23:46,783
Your panties.

188
00:23:46,945 --> 00:23:48,583
Oh shit.

189
00:23:50,065 --> 00:23:52,533
Are you going to pull down
those pants or what?